tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758622091106663110.post2375447637438901181..comments2008-02-22T09:24:07.868-08:00Doug Heredoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06374051172732880824noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758622091106663110.post-14055273556238427512008-02-22T09:24:00.000-08:002008-02-22T09:24:00.000-08:00Dear Mr. Dauntless Douglas: <BR/><BR/>On behalf of all of us Eskimos in Inuvik -- I, the mayor, welcomes you to our fair ice city !<BR/><BR/>You 2 are the first white folks we have seen in years. In addition to the key to our city, I am offering you the hand of my oldest daughter in marriage. We will consummate your vows with whale blubber and caribou liver. (hopefully before the papooses arrive)<BR/><BR/>I am sorry about the extreme heat in the hallways of your hotel. But, We offer total immersion in our public ice baths to assuage your misery.<BR/><BR/>Please cleanse your filthy bodies thoroughly of all lice and other parasites first, to protect our tribe from the filthy, disgusting diseases you whites always bring to us.<BR/><BR/>While in town , please refrain from stepping on any of our beloved ice-worms.<BR/><BR/>Inuvik Mayor, BeckerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758622091106663110.post-52095233946067452272008-02-21T23:33:00.000-08:002008-02-21T23:33:00.000-08:00Oh, we know how <I>lucky</I> we are... see ya in the a.m. <BR/>MarinusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758622091106663110.post-231305861737335692008-02-21T19:50:00.000-08:002008-02-21T19:50:00.000-08:00Damn that is a long way up there! Looks like you guys are having a blast. Thanks for posting and sharing the experience<BR/>Ryan PattersonRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03942138191255942193noreply@blogger.com